Don Tony And Kevin Castle Show Shatters TNA Wrestling Claim Of Guinness World Record For Largest Gathering Of Mustached People
The following is 100% true; including the stupidity surrounding this 'World Record'. You have to laugh at idiots that try to bastardize the Guinness Book Of World Records. So it was only a matter of time that TNA Wrestling would attempt to bite at something ridiculous like this And when they bit hook line and sinker, we couldn't resist this.
In another example of the sickness they suffer 'Googlitis', TNA Wrestling posted the following this weekend on their website:
"TNA Wrestling has forwarded documentation from Hogan Fu-Fest to officials overseas at the worldwide headquarters of Guinness World Records to verify the event as the new record for Largest Gathering of Mustached People."
The above is following a promotional appearance they made in St Louis MO over the weekend related to the 'Fu-Fest' we talked about on last week's edition of The Don Tony And Kevin Castle Show.
And just to show you the stupidity of their claim that they are have this World Record, we are proud to announce the The Don Tony & Kevin Castle Show shattered TNA Wrestling's claim of a 'World Record' earlier this afternoon in Howard Beach, New York.
Anthony 'Don Tony' DeBlasi, earlier today was a guest at a Wedding Reception in Howard Beach, NY. The reception sat 914 guests; 383 of them were counted possesing real mustaches'. This doesn't even include the employees that were supporting 'staches. This destroys TNA's record ot 83. Well they will claim there was 1400 in attendance when it was actually 310. However, photos of Hulk Hogan (complete with FU) in the Steak House's trash bin, face clay and painted on mustaches from kids do not count as part of the World Record.
Now before The Don Tony And Kevin Castle Show sends these documents to the worldwide headquarters of Guinness World Records, Don Tony is scheduled to go to a New York Rangers game later this month in Madison Square Garden. Equipped with a Digital Camera and a SD Card capable of taking 13,000 photos, he is prepared to shoot every mustached person in attendance at the game. Hopefully none of the mustached men and women (well at least some women in Howard Beach) get pissed at the voyeurism. If confronted, Don Tony will simply alert them they will be part of World Record history.
With over 10,000 in attendance; and an average of 2800 supporting 'staches, this event will likely shatter the two previous records as claimed by TNA Wrestling and Don Tony's Wedding event from earlier today.
Even after attending this Rangers game, we may not send the documentation in tp Guinness. We are proud to announce that several listeners and friends of our show will be attending WWE Wrestlemania 26. With tens of thousands attending this event, Wrestlemania will blow away any claim to this World Record of the "Largest Gathering of Mustached People."
You now see how dopey this announcement TNA made actually is. From their claims to 'offer employment' to Rod Blagojevich and Sarah Palin, to wacky Internet Press Releases thanking Curtis Granderson for hitting a single, it was about time someone finally starts to cure their cases of Googlitis.
Will the Don Tony And Kevin Castle Show really send this documentation to Guinness? You bet your sweet ass we are. Will our listeners attending Wrestlemania 26 properly document the 'staches so it can be sent to Guinness as well? We will see.
Maybe TNA can attend Wrestlemania 26 and be part of some positive wrestling history. Because remember; making history is not too difficult to do. Making positive and successful history, well that is something else.
If I were TNA Wrestling, I would stop with their obsession with trying to make the Google 500 and concentrate on improving their very lackluster product. What would you rather have? A Google hit because some fool searched for Pacman Jones' latest arrest and finds TNA? Or have someone actually Google TNA?
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