ECW Invaded By McMonsters, Stephanopolis Mongloid, Evil Lagana (Our Feedback Of Sci-Fi Debut)

I guess tonight really was Science Fiction as its finest. You see, it was a great show. But the evil McMonsters took over Paul Heyman's brain and soul and tried to take over the Extreme World.
You cant forget the Evil Lagana. Joey Styles vowed to return as the 'old Joey Styles'. And the Evil Lagana did just that. He made Joey old.
The Stephanopolis Mongloid. Everytime Teen Kelly tried to unlatch her bra, Stephanopolis Mongloid snapped it back on.
When the Smackdown PPV gets close, ECW will somehow get pissed with them for some reason. Since its far away right now, they'll conveniently feud with Raw. This is some sad sh**.
Beyond the Mat 1997: We are greeted to a video clip of Paul Heyman in the back choked up and almost in tears about ECW having their first PPV.
Nine years later, Paul Heyman was probably in the back, choked up and almost in tears once again. And if he is really 'Extreme' as he says he is, then deep down inside he was crying saying how f***ed they are.
I wonder how many of those ECW guys tonight thought to themselves how bad this really is. Kudos for them since they tried.
Anthony DeBlasi